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Sauerkraut: if I’d only known you were so easy

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

We love sauerkraut and have been happily forking over for Alexander Valley Gourmet’s fresh sauerkraut to get our fermented veggie fix.  We’d been put off trying to make our own by accounts of wet moldy rags and open pickling crocks and then we read this SF. Chronicle article on fermented foods that had a seemingly easy to try sauerkraut recipe.

Two pounds green cabbage, 2 tablespoons salt (not iodized), 1-2 teaspoons caraways seeds.  Shred, salt, add seeds, wait a bit for the salt to wilt the cabbage, stuff tightly into mason jars, cover with a bit of extra brine if needed, screw down lids and ferment.  Wait, we can do that!

We’ve made 5 or so batches since the article came out and our favorite so far was made with the addition of carrots and celery seeds.  It was AMAZING with caramelized Gravensteins and Santi sausages.

There are a lot of detailed instructions out there so just go search and remember, don’t be afraid.  It’s easy!  We’re on our third batch of dill pickles now too!

Zucchini Bread

Saturday, August 8th, 2009

-OR-

What to do when you’re finally tired of using overgrown zucchinis as baseball bats

see also:

Applesauce -OR- What to do when you’re finally tired of using mushy Gravensteins as baseballs.

We planted several zucchini plants this year knowing full well that we’d have too many by half, but I was inspired by a friend to put up a freezer-full of zucchini bread.  We trudged through a few recipes that were alright-to-fine but I finally found one I really enjoyed, and what’s more, Kelsey enjoyed as well.  I know I’ve struck gold when Kelsey makes a favorable comment on something I’ve made instead of telling me what to do differently next time.

The golden recipe comes from SmittenKitchen but with the substitution of applesauce for the oil.  I have not actually tried her recipe as it’s written, but I’ve got to say, the applesauce really is nice.  Plus, I can throw some chocolate chips in it and not feel like a complete glutton.  I mean, there is virtually no fat in the damn thing.  Slather with butter.  Go ahead.  It’s ok.  It’s moist and sweet but not too sweet and by god everybody in the house likes it.  That’s good enough for me.

Almost SmittenKitchen’s Zucchini Bread

for 2 loaves:

3 eggs

1 cup applesauce

1 1/2 cup sugar

2 1/2 cups grated zucchini

2 tsp vanilla extract

3 cups AP flour

3 tsp cinnamon

1/8 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp baking powder

1 tsp salt

1/2 cup walnuts

some amount of chocolate chips perhaps, if one is feeling feisty.

Preheat oven to 350

Grate zucchini and let it drain in a colander in the sink as you bring the other ingredients together.

In a medium bowl combine flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, soda, powder, salt and walnuts.  Set aside.

In a large bowl, beat the eggs, then add applesauce and sugar and then the vanilla and zucchini.  Beat to combine and then add in the dry ingredients.  When just combined stir in chocolate chips, if using.

Butter and flour two loaf pans and fill ‘em up.  They’ll need to bake for about an hour but make sure to check and rotate half way through.

ALSO:  Once released from the pans, let them sit until they’ve cooled.  Cutting into hot bread makes the loaves gummy and disappointing.  I have learned this far too many times the hard way.

Refrigerator Pickles

Friday, June 26th, 2009
  • 2 large cukes
  • 1/2 yellow onion, sliced
  • 4 cloves garlic, smashed
  • 1c water
  • 1c cider vinegar
  • 1 1/2 c sugar (to taste)
  • salt (to taste, 1/2 t?)
  • 1t mustard seeds
  • 1t turmeric
  • 1/2 t celery seeds
  • 1/2 t pickling spice
  • 1/2 t red pepper flakes

Toast spices to help release flavors, combine with water, vinegar sugar and salt in small saucepan and bring to boil with smashed garlic.  Simmer for a few minutes to help release oils from spices.  Slice cukes into 1/4″ thick rounds, toss with sliced onions and pack tightly into quart mason jars.  Poor brine over pickles, let cool to room temperature and refrigerate.  Make a little extra brine with 1 part water to 1 part vinegar if needed to completely cover pickles.  Ready in about 24-48 hours!

Quince Butter

Saturday, November 1st, 2008
  • 5# Quinces
  • 2 Lemons (to taste)
  • Sugar

Cut quinces into small chunks and put into pot half about half covered with water.  Bring to boil and cook until the quinces are soft.  Mill, strain, measure and return to heat.  Add lemon zest and juice to taste.  Add 1/4 of puree’s volume in sugar.  5# quinices yielded 8 cups of puree and 2 cups of sugar.  Cook down until it’s reached the desired thickness – somewhere in the neighborhood of 220°F.  It can be helpful to do this in a 300°F over in a large flat pan rather than on a stove top where it is likely to burn.  In either case stir frequently.  When finished, fill 1/2 pint jars, seal and process for 6 minutes.

Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

This year we almost had a strike on our hands. Amelia threatened to whine all the way through the holiday and Wiley…actually, Wiley didn’t seem to actually give a damn.

That’s my boy.

The problem? Our guest list for Thanksgiving. There isn’t one. A guest list, I mean. It’s just us. Us and Grandma and Roland but they don’t count as guests what with living under the same roof and all. To be honest, I just wasn’t feeling very Thanksgiving-y this year. Usually I can’t wait for November to roll around because:

A) Halloween is over!

and

B) I love Thanksgiving.

I love to think about menu possibilities, I love to look at glossy food porn magazines and imagine how delicious the stuffing will be this year and what I’ll do with sweet potatoes…yum. I love it. But this year I’m totally not into it.

That is, I wasn’t into it until we started cooking this morning. Then I got into it. It may be just the 7 of us, but we’re cooking like we’ve got a full house.

Thanksgiving 2007 menu

  • Best Way Brined Turkey from the San Francisco Chronicle. In the past we have used Alton Brown’s recipe but I couldn’t find it right off the bat, so I used this one.
  • Sausage Sourdough Stuffing
  • Cranberry Sauce #1
  • Cranberry Sauce #2
  • Cranberry Sauce #3
  • Mashed Potatoes
  • Burbon Mashed Sweet Potatoes
  • Green Beans with Shallots
  • Pumpkin Pie

Recipes will follow for anything worth repeating.

Jalapeno and Serrano Hot Sauce #2

Sunday, November 18th, 2007
  • 1 head of garlic
  • 2 doz ripe red jalapeño chillies
  • 10 ripe red serrano chillies
  • 1/2 large white onion
  • 1 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 1 cup water
  • 3/4 tsp sel gris
  • 3 dried chipotles that have been hanging around in the back of the pantry for god knows how long

Simmer 20 minutes, or until you remember through your margarita fueled haze that there’s something cooking on the stove, hey, when did the buzzer go off?

Blend.

the left hand knows not…

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Ok, the left hand knows damn well. The right hand may be making Jalapeno and Serrano Hot Sauce #2, but the left hand is drinking a Queen of the Ocean.

..mmmm…Regal….

We (I) selected this cocktail because

  1. It contains Lillet Blanc which I just discovered the other day in the Hoop-La! and am completely in love with now; and
  2. Egg whites!

Unfortunately, and this is no fault of the lovely drink itself, Kelsey and I have become aware of our proclivity towards drinks with citrus. Which this drink has none of.

However! It is a lovely drink. I’m halfway through (I should perhaps mention that the egg whites have become downright icky looking. This did not happen in the Pisco Sour I made last weekend. Or the Edith Day. I don’t know why.) and…well, I’m sort of pining for a margarita, and that’s never a good sign.

edited to add:

So, we totally decided to go ahead and make margaritas. And there’s no shame in that.

Right?

Habenero Hot Sauce #1

Sunday, October 7th, 2007
  • 1 head of garlic
  • 2 medium carrots
  • 1 large white onion
  • 10-20 ripe habanero chilies
  • 1 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 2 t turbinado sugar
  • 1 t sea salt

Follow the procedure for Jalepeno and Serrano Hot Sauce #1

Jalepeno and Serrano Hot Sauce #1

Sunday, October 7th, 2007
  • 1 head garlic, cloves seperated, unpeeled
  • 1 medium white onion
  • 1 medium carrot
  • 12 ripe red jalepeno chilies
  • 12 ripe red serrano chilies
  • 1 habanero chili
  • 2 dried anaheim chilies
  • 2 red gypsy peppers
  • 2 cups apple cider vinegar
  • 1 thumb of fresh oregan
  • 2 t turbinado sugar
  • 1 t sea salt

Toast the garlic in a skillet while it’s still in its paper skin until dark brown spots form and the cloves are soft. Meanwhile, stem the chillies and rough chop them and all of the other ingredients and put in a sauce pan. Cook for 15-20 minutes until the carrots are tender. Blend, adjust seasoning and liquid as needed to obtain the desired consistency. Ladle into small clean, sterilized, jars (I’ve found 4 oz canning jars) or other suitable containers and process for 15-20 minutes.

The 15-20 minute processing time is probably considerably more than is needed but the extra time probably isn’t going to hurt anything. I added the gypsy and Anaheim peepers because they wanted to be used but they could certainly be left out. Store in a cool dark place for several months to allow all of the flavors to mingle. Enjoy!

The Bijou

Sunday, October 7th, 2007
  • 1 oz gin
  • 2/3 oz dry vermouth
  • 1/3 oz green Chartreuse
  • Splash of Campari
  • lemon twist

Stir with ice and serve up. We tried this the other night since on a whim and were frankly disappointed; the Junipero Gin just didn’t blend well with the other ingredients. Perhaps a mellower, milder gin would have been a better choice? We got this off of South Gin’s site. Anyone know if it is imported into the US?